Here that? That’s the stampede of St. Louis Cardinals fans talking about how many division championships and World Series rings they have. I’m not even a Cubs fan and I hate these people more than anthrax. The ones that aren’t screaming about their past victories are just muttering to themselves about how they’re the best baseball fans in the world. Get shanked you nerds. Oh, and if you’re from Chicago and respond to the multiple World Series brag with a multiple Stanley Cups brag, you can get bent too. Or leave the trash talk to the non-dumbbrains.
There’s also a handful of angry White Sox fans talking about how they’re no longer Scott Darling fans. The guy grew up in Lemont. He’s probably been a Cubs fan for a while, folks. If you’re going to be offended by a goalie mask then just turn off the damn game. Or stop being such a jerk. Either way.