Justin Verlander has a lot going for him. He’s had a fantastic MLB career and he out-kicked his coverage with supermodel wife Kate Upton. That said, I’m not sure why he thinks not having a DH is a good idea.
— Justin Verlander (@JustinVerlander) February 23, 2017
I wonder if he realizes that this would effectively shorten the career of the best player on his team. Miguel Cabrera basically doesn’t have legs and Verlander wants him to play a position the rest of his career. Real smart Justin.
And no one wants to see you bat. Even though you’re pretty athletic, you still look like a jabroni when you do anything besides pitch. You just have that slight awkwardness that everyone notices but doesn’t say anything, like that guy at work who tries to sit casually when he has to talk in team meetings but you can tell he’s super uncomfortable.