Hunter Pence Shaved His Beard Because He Likes Looking Like a Murderer

I didn’t think it was possible for Hunter Pence to look more like a serial killer, but I have been proven wrong.

The way his body moves when he does things on the baseball field honestly frightens me. If you were to put a butcher knife in his hand instead of a bat or glove I’m pretty sure he’d be in jail right now, just on suspicion.

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