I wasn’t going to dignify the Tim Tebow clown show with a post, but I just can’t help myself. Tim is 0-3 at the plate, not a resounding decimation of his overall ability at the plate. It was this Tweet and video that really made me want to eat cyanide…
— Bump & Run (@BumpNRunPodcast) March 8, 2017
He was about 83 years behind that Rick Porcello fastball and his swing looks like he’s trying to handle a wooden leg instead of a bat. On the next pitch, Porcello paints the corner and Godboy decides he has enough clout in professional baseball to look back at the umpire and say something.
If I was the umpire I would’ve thrown him out of the game for even making eye contact with me. Just so I could get into an argument with him and laugh at the non-swear words he would try to use. “Gosh darnit, sir! You know that pitch was not a strike! I believe you need to visit the eye doctor, so I will write down a list of quality optometrists for you! If you mention my name your first set of contacts are free! I apologize for slightly raising my voice, and I hope you receive the care you need!”