Joey Gallo isn’t here to hit for average. He isn’t here to have a good at-bat when the team needs one. He’s here to drop absolute penis on baseballs, and that’s just what he did Tuesday night. Gallo hit the longest and hardest hit home run of the season so far. Now, the distance thing is stupid because he just happened to hit the ball where there are no stands to stop the tracker from tabulating the footage. But hitting a baseball 116 MPH is the stuff legends are made of. With his .213 average, how can you not call this kid the new Adam Dunn?