Of Course Madison Bumgarner Got Hurt Riding a Dirt Bike

Madison Bumgarner was placed on the 10-day DL for some bruised ribs and a left shoulder sprain. He apparently hurt himself while riding a dirt bike, because he’s Madinson Bumgarner and that’s the sort of thing he does on off days. What throws me off is that he says it wasn’t some sort of “crazy wreck.”

I think we have to take this as Bumgarner not really knowing what a wreck is. To him, falling off the bike while doing a wheelie or jumping over some dirt mounds is probably not a wreck like it is to the rest of the world. I’m guessing for something to qualify as a “crazy wreck” in his world people would need to come out of it missing limbs and possibly almost dying of blood loss. Either way, maybe stick to chopping trees on the off days, ok Madison?


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