Bears to Start Mitch Trubisky on Monday

Monday night just got turnt AF.

There’s roughly a 75% chance that Bears’ ownership is forcing Fox’s hand so the Cubs don’t get better ratings than them on Monday night. But who the hell cares? It’s #Mitchapalooza time.

As Bears fans, we have no choice but to go into complete meatball mode here. There’s no sense in being sensible. Everything the Bears will be for the next ten years will be defined by Trubisky, and his era starts now.

I don’t want to think about the draft picks they gave up. I don’t want to evaluate his footwork, timing and poise (even though I’ll have to eventually). I just want to soak in everything that is our savior. I’m buying my #10 jersey and replacing “Trubisky” with “GAWD” because this is all I have as a Bears fan.

Please, for the love of Trubisky, please be good.



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