Nolan Arenado Robbed Ryan Braun Twice in Two Days

That sounds you hear is Nolan Arenado rolling up Ryan Braun and putting him in his back pocket. Arenado does not get enough national attention for being elite offensively and defensively because he plays in the mountains. Maybe robbing King Penisface twice in two days will open some eyes.

World Series Odds – Who We Like

As we all know, there’s absolutely no way gambling can be a negative part of your life. It’s a great form of second income and adds more entertainment to sports in general. With that, I’ve picked out a few teams who I like as a possibility to cash in big time with a World Series…

Here’s the Full List of Opening Day Starters

There’s nothing quite like being the Opening Day starter of your team. It signifies so much yet means so little. It’s one game out of 162 but we celebrate these guys as if they’ve risen to some sort of elite status just because they’re pitching the first game of the season. But there is some…

Top Stories From the Weekend: 3/11-3/12

The US played the Dominican Republic in what was actually a super entertaining WBC game. DR came back from five runs down to beat ‘Merica 7-5. Thoughts and prayers to Andrew Miller because he’s had a rough couple of months. In the eighth inning, DR hit two home runs off Miller, one by Nelson Cruz…

Ranking the Spring Training Hats

I love spring training hats. Mostly because anything new or cool in baseball pisses off every fan over 50, but also because some of them are downright fire. But I also hate them because they can be soooooo bad. And then you have the teams who don’t have designated spring training hats and just use…

We’re Back: Pitchers & Catchers Report to Spring Training

I hate most things, but one of things I don’t hate is baseball. When pitchers and catchers report to spring training it’s comparable to Christmas when you were a kid and Santa existed. It’s at this time when I like to put a sweeping generalization on every MLB team and give a reason why¬†they won’t…